Me, a MILF?

After finishing my workout at th YMCA, a thought came to me like a pinched nerve! I am a MILF! When I say that, just know that I have redefined what that represents.

I have inadvertently surrounded myself with all kinds of people jumping into the fitness gig. Through subliminal messages and such, I have decided to put on some stretchy workout pants and start sweating out my relaxer on the regular...

I have been going to Zumba class at the YMCA for a few weeks and I've started some resistance training - focusing on my upper body. My goals are to shrink the muffin top, diminish the back fat and get rid of the kinda arms that my friend affectionatly refers to as "baby thighs!" She had me rolling on the floor with that comparison, but it fits. That looks great on a cutie wearing booties, but it is HIGHLY unattractive when I lift my arm to make a muscle...

So, back to MILF. I know what thought is injected into a person's mind when that acronym is used. To me, MILF is a Mother Into Looking Fit! Now, that may still translate to something more *wink, wink* and I'm okay with that. Your definition, however, is NOT my goal. If that is your expectation, then I will meet that over time, but will eventually EXCEED that because I expect more from myself than you...

So, I am challenging myself to stay the course. I am going to commit to 4 days a week at the YMCA and more contact time with my elliptical trainer and Wii Fit here at home.

I am digging these endorphins that are coursing through my body. Who'd have thunk it? I actually feel sexy when I work out! I know I look like this when I'm working out :

But I feel like this:

As much as I am enjoying this newfound energy boost, I might need to start a breast augmentation fund because I do so LOVE "the girls" and with a slimming body, they are bound to shrink. When that happens, I will definitely go into mourning. They are my Pride (the left one) and Joy (the right one). Just put a dollar aside for me so that it's there when/if the time comes...

So, I am at the beginning of my journey to a healthier life...my journey to MILF-dom. ...