15 MORE minutes - me, the plunger, the toilet!
I went downstairs to just vent to Arik about the situation and had no words of comfort for me. As he is talking, the thought running through my head is: "I hope he gets a bad case of diarrhea right now and ends up crapping his pants because he is trying to unclog the toilet!" I wouldn't help him clean it up either. I'd pack up the kids and stay somewhere else until he could disinfect the bathroom and kill all the Ebola/Ecoli/Salmonela virus germs. I know - I'm a very naughty girl.
It's things like this that mar the image of my princess perfect world.
BTW, I did get it unclogged enough to tinkle. No bursting bladders over here...